I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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