Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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