I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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