The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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