just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
People in love make me want to vomit
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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