She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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