she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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