Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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