Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm both gender and math confused
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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