my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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