just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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