oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
they need to just BURY HIM!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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