I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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