Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
