It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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