kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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