she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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