the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I want to make a zoo with you.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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