I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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