do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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