yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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