Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Why is your signature on my underwear?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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