Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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