i love accidental penises.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Randomize
