me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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