can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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