The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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