My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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