Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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