Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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