i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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