I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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