she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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