this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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