...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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