Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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