Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
