1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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