You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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