He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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