Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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