dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
