My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
