is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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