Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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