So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I want a musical about memes.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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