Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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