If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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