I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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