Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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