No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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