summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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