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So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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