My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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