i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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