matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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