dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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