How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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