Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
we're making bets on your personal life
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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